Have I been painting my walls for the past three days? Yes, and now it smells like dying brain cells in here.
Also, unrelated, I don’t have a Halloween costume this year because I’m always Amelia Earhart, except this year Hilary Swank had to go and make that lame movie Amelia that looks like it’s supposed to be The Aviator for ladies. I feel very strongly that Amelia Earhart’s biopic would be best as a dark comedy, so I’m boycotting.
Logan tried to help me figure out what I should be for Halloween by putting my photo into one of those websites that tells you what celebrity you most resemble. It matched me up with Roberto Benigni.
So I guess I’m going as a sexy firefighter or something.
