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logurt: Mr. David Blue Garcia, you have out done yourself yet...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:16:00 -0600

Mr. David Blue Garcia, you have out done yourself yet again, looks great. Blake, looking good, you always seem to find love in videos made by Dave.

Give these guys some comments and help them win. Takes no effort to register at Nikon. Worst case scenario they email you a coupon for a D70.

These guys are the coolest. Please help them win an Internet contest, even though this video is awesome and they’ve already won the real prize, which is my HEART.

Vote here.

"BFFs FOREVER!!!! or until i do something awful!!!!"

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:13:03 -0600

“BFFs FOREVER!!!!
or until i do something awful!!!!”

- Jenny Owen Youngs

“New Resolution” by Heartless Bastards From: Logan...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:06:07 -0600

“New Resolution” by Heartless Bastards

From: Logan Strobel
To: Molly Green
Subject: today is the first day of the rest of your life
Date: December 14, 2009 12:07:10 PM PST
1 Attachment: 03 - New Resolution.mp3

Nice.

…and so I embark on my fake career as a pet photographer....

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 00:04:10 -0600

…and so I embark on my fake career as a pet photographer. Oh, man, embark!

andebauchery: A coworker just asked me to get our systems...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:48:19 -0600

andebauchery:

A coworker just asked me to get our systems prepped for a new show called Conveyor Belt of Love. Amazing.

Tune in January 4th.

I want to shake the hand of the person who greenlit this show.

But it would be a really tight handshake that lasts way too long. And I would maintain unblinking eye contact the entire time but never say a word. And they’d walk away from the encounter feeling mildly uncomfortable.

Godspeed, Andy.

Ugghhhh 7D.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:41:50 -0600

Ugghhhh 7D.

yvynyl: Animal Collective - Banshee Beat (fan video) I love...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:21:47 -0600

yvynyl:

Animal Collective - Banshee Beat (fan video)

I love alternative video methods… I dig how Eugene Cheung used Google Street View images to create this stop-motion video set to song. Rad.

(via Mashable)

Very clever.

I’ve shot similar things from scratch, so I was tempted to be bitter and call this guy lazy at first. Then I realized that this must have taken way longer to make and it’s kind of brilliant.

So, Eugene Cheung, even though you are probably the kind of guy who video chats with your next-door neighbor, I respect you.

thedailywhat: This Is Hilarious, You Should Watch It of the...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:06:53 -0600

thedailywhat:

This Is Hilarious, You Should Watch It of the Day: Depressed woman touching a wall? We got that B-roll!

[via.]

I actually interned at the real-life version of this company one summer while I was in high school. They mostly sold gambling b-roll to casinos. They inexplicably called me “Scout.” I don’t think anyone there even knew my real name. I spent 8 hours a day cataloguing decaying Betacam tapes and DATs. There was a Patrick Nagel print on every wall.

On my last day, I animated the official company website portrait of my boss to have a man in a green unitard giving him a lap dance. I set it to play on an infinite loop. Then, I left it on the screen and went home.

Sometimes you just have to burn a bridge.

I just signed....

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:10:31 -0600

jennyowenyoungs:

missgreen:

a document that legally binds me to not blog about the situation that made me sign the document. I’ve said too much.

by the way I think Molly Green’s little sister is fucking hilarious.

When my sister meets my friends, she describes herself as “like Molly, but more fun.” This is 100% accurate.

Example:

Once, when she was 16, I had to drive her home early from our great-aunt’s annual Christmas buffet because she’d secretly made herself several screwdrivers in the back. When she was sufficiently toasted, she convinced our almost-senile Great-Uncle Bobby to loudly sing New Orleans jazz standards with her in the middle of this elegant, elderly-oriented affair. My mother was, as usual, absolutely horrified, and cut her off in the middle of a song to inform her that she was GOING HOME.

See? More fun. I know that your vegetable garden needs tending and that your cat may or may not have rabies, but I wish you used the Internet more than once a month, Margee.

Some things are timeless.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:56:35 -0600

Some things are timeless.

"Everything's Amazing and Nobody's Happy." - Louis C.K.

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:53:20 -0600

"Everything's Amazing and Nobody's Happy." - Louis C.K.

I’ve been trying flavors.me, and it’s still glitchy,...

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:19:42 -0600

I’ve been trying flavors.me, and it’s still glitchy, but I kind of like it. Click the photo to check out my page.

logurt: i know one person who will enjoy this and her name is...

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:28:49 -0600

logurt:

i know one person who will enjoy this and her name is molly green

wtfcomcast:

Clearly not a fan of Lindsay Lohan.

True. This movie is incredible. Lindsay Lohan plays a one-legged stripper.

I recommend it to anyone, by which I actually mean anyone who is drunk.

andebauchery: Why Molly and I Are Friends …because...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:41:38 -0600

andebauchery:

Why Molly and I Are Friends

…because we’re both snobs?

It’s important to pause between sentences.

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:57:42 -0600

It’s important to pause between sentences.

I’m not going to tell you how to live your life or anything, but if you’re into nudity...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:02:45 -0600

I’m not going to tell you how to live your life or anything, but if you’re into nudity and sadness, Nights and Weekends is now available to watch instantly on Netflix.

AirTunes is the pinnacle of human genius.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:39:12 -0600

Imagine technology that allows you to stream music wirelessly from your computer to a stereo. Sound far-fetched?

IT ALREADY EXISTS.

Here’s a scenario:

Your roommate is sitting on the sofa, quietly enjoying some Internet literature. You are in the next room. The next FLOOR, even. Suddenly, your roommate hears what sounds like a train whistle in the distance. Then, slowly and deliberately, a beat comes pulsing forth from the stereo, louder and louder until your roommate, who thought he was sitting in solitude until now, is engulfed in the unmistakable sound of “Come Ride the Train” by The Quad City DJs.

This is what Thomas Edison wanted for us.

The Rolling Stones - “19th Nervous Breakdown” Item...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:04:51 -0600

The Rolling Stones - “19th Nervous Breakdown”

Item #1 on my to-do list for today:

Play this song really loudly while perfecting my eggs-over-easy technique.

I might even sing into the spatula. It’s going to be like a bad 90s movie.

Is it just me, or has Roger Ebert been dishing it out lately?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:34:50 -0600

On Twilight: New Moon:

Sitting through this experience is like driving a tractor in low gear though a sullen sea of Brylcreem.

On Couples Retreat:

“Couples Retreat” tells the story of four troubled couples and how they’re healed by sitcom formulas.

And from a blog post:

Those who think “Transformers” is a great or even a good film are, may I tactfully suggest, not sufficiently evolved. Film by film, I hope they climb a personal ladder into the realm of better films, until their standards improve.

I’m going through all the old photos on my desktop that...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:57:40 -0600

Logan and I play "Marshmallow Teeth."

James actually read this entire book.

I’m going through all the old photos on my desktop that I’ve intended to post for awhile. Here are pictures of two of my favorite gentlemen.